Linkage for 3/30/09

So yesterday I was at the grocery store deli counter and this lady comes up to me and starts telling me all about how she hates her daughter-in-law and thinks her son is an idiot for marrying the girl. True story. Makes me wonder what my mom says about me to random strangers in the grocery store.

Anyway, here is your Linkage for today — these are some links you definitely don't have to feel guilty about visiting:

EZ Action: Get a Girl to Touch Your Crotch (I Hate My Cubicle)

How AIDS Works (PhillyD TV)

Man I Need to Get One of These (Tasty Booze)

Is this Popeye the Sailorman Himself? (9 to Fried)

Padma Lakshmi Does Food Pr0n (pure magic at 0:37) (Popoholic)

Note to Self: Make Sure You Hit 'Reply', Not 'Reply-All' (College Humor)