Guilt Of The Day 3/3/09: School Superintendent is a Swinger
We've all been fired from a job at some point for doing something incredibly stupid. Me? Well, let's just say I wrote an email that I should have reviewed more carefully before clicking "Send." I'm sure you can pause and reflect for a moment on your own misdoings that got you canned...
...And then rest assured that whatever you did was NOWHERE NEAR AS STUPID as what Michael Bull, former Glynn County (GA) School District Superintendent did. Apparently Mr. Bull thought it would be a good idea to send sexually explicit email responses to Craigslist personal ads from his EMPLOYER-PROVIDED blackberry.
I'm a civilized person so I'll try as best as I can not to crack any jokes about the single-digit IQ that this confederate flag-waving, snuff-chewing, gun-toting, all-around-southern-stereotype-fulfilling redneck must have in order to have thought to himself: "Hey, I bet no one will find out if I use the blackberry that my EMPLOYER gave me to send messages like 'let's do this' and 'slave' to various men, women, and couples that have posted ads on Craigslist seeking companionship."
I mean, seriously, I don't even think about looking at or sending anything that's NSFW when I'm at work — not because I think that someone will spot me doing it but because there's always that chance that someone, somewhere might take a peek at our network data to find out what we're doing. As a result, I really don't understand why this douche nozzle couldn't just wait to get home to get his rocks off, but then again maybe he thought that using his work blackberry to send salacious emails was a better use of taxpayers' money.
But here's the kicker: as if it isn't bad enough that this window licker was using his work blackberry to send text porn to strangers, the guy is married and has 2 kids! I feel truly sorry for the poor sucker that married this a-hole, and I'm even sorrier that she gave birth to his kids.
If Michael Bull had any sense whatsoever he'd go grab one of his guns from his gun rack and use it to spare his family any more humiliation or misery at his expense. But, of course, that's just my opinion.
...And then rest assured that whatever you did was NOWHERE NEAR AS STUPID as what Michael Bull, former Glynn County (GA) School District Superintendent did. Apparently Mr. Bull thought it would be a good idea to send sexually explicit email responses to Craigslist personal ads from his EMPLOYER-PROVIDED blackberry.
I'm a civilized person so I'll try as best as I can not to crack any jokes about the single-digit IQ that this confederate flag-waving, snuff-chewing, gun-toting, all-around-southern-stereotype-fulfilling redneck must have in order to have thought to himself: "Hey, I bet no one will find out if I use the blackberry that my EMPLOYER gave me to send messages like 'let's do this' and 'slave' to various men, women, and couples that have posted ads on Craigslist seeking companionship."
I mean, seriously, I don't even think about looking at or sending anything that's NSFW when I'm at work — not because I think that someone will spot me doing it but because there's always that chance that someone, somewhere might take a peek at our network data to find out what we're doing. As a result, I really don't understand why this douche nozzle couldn't just wait to get home to get his rocks off, but then again maybe he thought that using his work blackberry to send salacious emails was a better use of taxpayers' money.
But here's the kicker: as if it isn't bad enough that this window licker was using his work blackberry to send text porn to strangers, the guy is married and has 2 kids! I feel truly sorry for the poor sucker that married this a-hole, and I'm even sorrier that she gave birth to his kids.
If Michael Bull had any sense whatsoever he'd go grab one of his guns from his gun rack and use it to spare his family any more humiliation or misery at his expense. But, of course, that's just my opinion.
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